Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? I think he did. Yeah, you got them all. Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. Im from the future. She's not coming back. Deadpool: I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. You tell them Wade says hi. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. I'm never gonna dance again. [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Wade Wilson: : [whispers to Peter] Hello, superpower. Vanessa: And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Sweetheart, can you speak up? You're in. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: Deadpool: That's fine. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. It's no big deal. Domino: Did he just call himself God? That's such a you thing to say. Deadpool: Like humans, we have our good or bad side. Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. We need a code. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Peter: Oh, that's the sun. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Cable: People think they understand pain. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. That is the biggest guy in here. Domino: Say whatever it is you're here to say. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! Published Apr 19, 2018. - Deadpool Yes, it is. Cable: Luck is not a superpower! "Hey, it's me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. It's just hard to picture. You're just a kid. Deadpool: The Juggernaut! When I get really scared I get nervous erections. - Domino. from Yentl. [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! This is one of her absolute finest moments, expressing exasperation with everyone in the cab while simultaneously poking fun of Cable in a perfect verbal jab. Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Something I could never master. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Deadpool: I use a device to slide through time. You're about to get dick-slapped! I was a soldier. Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. Deadpool: You're welcome, Canada. Deadpool: We need to build a f***ing team. We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). : In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Deadpool: Weasel: I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. I'm lucky. Oh, gosh. At least we still have Bowie. Deadpool: [after he realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him] You time-sliding son of a b**ch. Deadpool: Full Winnie the Pooh. Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. Quick. Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. You know what we need to do? Except me. You are not your father. Wade, is that you? Domino It's me! Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. Wolverine: Wade Wilson: You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? My name's Peter. Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Cable: X-Men? Well, guess what, Wolvie? According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. No more! Deadpool: And you, Cable. Deadpool: | "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." What about your girl and your wife? Come on. : There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh Wade Wilson: Deadpool: [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Colossus: Deadpool: [Deadpool backs off]Deadpool: No need to go full Yentl. Wade Wilson: [to Wade] Why do you think I'm helping him? But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. You're not a fuckin' hero. That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Where was I? ", "It's so dark. Deadpool: Label everything in the refrigerator! Here we go. True story. Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? Deadpool: There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Deadpool: What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? : *Men*? Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! We all need a sense of belonging. I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. Youre just a kid. Wade Wilson: Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Yukio, Wade. Deadpool: We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Best deadpool 2 quotes. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? Just tidying up the timeline. : Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Wait, you can't go back. So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. Do you want to build a snowman? | Luck is not a superpower! Bad news is the whole team is dead. That's not a superpower. That's all it takes to be a hero. : Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! By wearitout. No, my family's safe. Lets flip a coin, okay? Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals. I love dubstep! Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Firefist: Deadpool: : The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. It's a perfect one-liner. [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Juggernaut! Its me! Right. Deadpool: After working with Cable for a . The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. Colossus: We have rules. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Four or five moments. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? : I loved her. Domino Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Wade Wilson: Domino : I'm dropping in. Makes you want to hurt others. Cool. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Will you give Domino my email? I cant trust anybody! Weasel: Deadpool: He was torturing me! I'm dropping in. Any, uh Peter: Cable: They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. Um, I just saw the ad. Special Forces. - The Juggernaut. - Weasel. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. Here's a spoiler alert. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking.